Torah Humor


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THE CURRENT HUMOR (heh heh)

(Maybe you already heard this one, but it is quite possible that whoever you heard it from got it originally from our Ascent Quarterly!

L: You know, Esrog, I find it difficult to remember the different themes of the numerous Jewish holidays.

E: I can help you, Lulav.

L: Really? Something short while I stand on one foot?

E: How about an eleven-word summary (seven in Hebrew) that applies to just about all of them?

L: You must be kidding me!

E: Nope. Here it is.

“They tried to kill us,
G-d helped,
we won;
let’s eat!”

(and in Hebrew:) "Ratzu l'hargeinu, Hashem hatzileinu, netzachnu; bo ne'echol"